So I recently went to a friend's wedding and let me tell you, it was such a joy and beautifully arranged. Of course, when I say arranged I am referring to the fact that the marriage itself was arranged.
You see, Hasidic Warriors don't mess around with dating. We let our parents take care of it. Sure, some of us have posted on JDate before, but really that was just for some late night booty calls.
If you choose women in the age group of 28-34, you don't have to wait the obligatory 3 dates before you play "hide the scroll in a cave."
Seriously, just talk about your desire to settle down, start a family and grow old with your best friend and soul mate, and your hit rate will be higher than Chris Brown's in a room full of sassy women.
DAMN, Hebrew! Oh no you didn't!
Anyway, back to my main point. Yeah, the wedding was good. Lots of drinking and dancing, a typical off the chain chagiga.
For those of you who didn't think that Hasidic Warriors could dance, take a look at this video. Unfortunately there is a short ad before the video plays, but I assure you it's worth it. We are some of the best dancers out there, particularly at weddings.
Are we as good as Black people when the "Electric Slide" comes on?
No, but we are a close second.
