Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The Truth About Rebecca Black

So Rebecca Black released her followup single on Monday.

Frankly, I have misgivings about posting this. Not because I don't find her to be an incredible talent, that much should be clear to anyone. It's because I feel she's sold out and hasn't stayed true to her roots.

Let me explain.

Those of us who attended her Bat Mitzvah last year, where she sang the Torah with autotune, know Rebecca Black by her true name, Rebekah Schwartz.

As you know, there are many Hasidic Warriors who work in the music industry and the original plan was to spread our message through the medium of music.

Sadly, that never occurred because our Jewish female icon desired Goyim acceptance and eventually succumbed to greed. Imagine that, a Jew motivated by financial gain.

I refuse to post her video for "My Moment" for several reasons. First, the song is terrible. It's a ballad and Hasidic Warriors aren't into ballads. And secondly, the plan for her second single was to have her do a cover of "If I Were A Rich Man" from Fiddler on the Roof.

But like I said, she sold us out.

Instead, I present to you the original version of her first single "Friday", before she changed it. It's brought to you by Kosher Kidz, a new power pop group currently tearing it up in Forest Hills, NY.

Enjoy.