Keeping up with my serial posts on hot women, this week I'd like to focus on the comedian and actress Sarah Silverman. She recently wrote a letter to the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) calling for action against the Ringling Bros. circus for the cruel treatment they are inflicting on 4 of their elephants.
Readers can support Sarah's efforts by going to the PETA website for more details or by boycotting or protesting any future Ringling Bros. circus performances until the matter is cleared up.
You see, much like me, Sarah Silverman has a fondness for animals. Humans on the other hand? Meh. Not so much.
For those of you who ask, "How can you not like your own species?"
Please. I am a Hasidic Warrior. We are by nature self-hating.
But we do like animals and, in particular, we like elephants. That's because Hasidic Warriors share a bond with elephants that is more than just the fact that we practice Yoga and happen to like Ganesh.
I won't get much more into it other than to say that Hasidic Warrior's share certain characteristics with elephants; characteristics which led to the creation of the religious ritual known as Bris. While historians might offer you other reasons for its origin, the truth is that it came about because Hasidic Warriors were blessed with too much and felt bad about changing in front of others in the locker rooms of the local JCC.
But enough on that, this post is about the spirit of the Almighty V*gina and its manifestation in the Chosen avatar Sarah Silverman.
Now you can play around with all the shiksas you want, but at the end of the day, who are you really going to bring home to meet Bubbe?
Sarah is smart, funny and successful. She also has a nice rack. She's made numerous television and movie appearances over the years, had her own show on Comedy Central and is even a published author who made it onto the New York Times Best-Seller List.
Perhaps her greatest single achievement is legitimizing the existence of Jimmy Kimmel, whom she dated for several years.
No matter how you look at it, Sarah Silverman is hot. She's also probably a demon between the sheets or, if you believe the urban myth, between just the one sheet.
Honestly though, she's nearly every Hasidic Warrior's wet dream. Unless of course Bar Refaeli has a PhD and a better Asian joke that people can overreact to.
