Today's post will be very short, just like my huge position in the stock market.
I'm kidding. I'm getting absolutely crushed. Have lost several million in my IRA. It's a good thing I keep most of my money underneath my mattress.
Anyway, the key to being a Hasidic Warrior is being able to admit mistakes.
What was my mistake?
Buying a ton of Israeli company stocks when the U.S. announced they killed Osama Bin Laden. This was, as many of you savvy traders out there realize, the top of this market.
I don't understand, he's dead! Isn't the world a better place?
It's a good thing I hedged myself a little by shorting some German companies.
Man, this feels almost as bad as when my good friend Bernie finally said I could invest with him.
