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Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Matt Damon Goes All Jason Bourne On Some Chick
So at the Save Our Schools rally in Washington D.C. this last weekend Matt Damon sparred verbally with a reporter from the libertarian Reason.tv about education reform.
You can watch the video below.
In all honesty, the most interesting thing about this interview is the reporter, Michelle Fields. She is a good example of a high-end butterface.
Great body but something of a brutal face.
For those of you who think that her face isn't all that busted, I assure you that it is. It's just that her body is good enough to Jedi Mind Trick you into doubting yourself. Hasidic Warriors train intensively to defend against this so I do know what I'm talking about.
And while Michelle does have a nice rack, she doesn't seem to have a brain, but maybe that's because she was going up against someone who worked closely with the Fields Medal winner Professor Gerald Lambeau.
I should probably take that back about her being stupid though- she just recently graduated from Pepperdine University, which as we all know is basically Ivy League caliber.
Anyway, I can't say I'm all that interested in the state of education in America and trying to improve it. I've pretty much given up all hope since the Chinese are basically Vulcans when compared to us.
And besides, it's not education that matters right now in the United States, it's jobs.
Steve Jobs, to be more precise.
As long as we have him, we have nothing to worry about.
I mean, it's not like he's about to die anytime soon.