Today is a special day because two best friends are not only celebrating their birthday but are also rejoicing in the success of their master plan.
The history of their relationship is very sketchy but we do know this:
One Friday night the two friends got very high and then had the munchies. They both had the urge to go to a Waffle House.
Unfortunately, a Waffle House proved surprisingly difficult to find and they experienced a series of strange events on this quest that ultimately tested their willpower, determination and friendship.
Upon making it to a Waffle House, the two friends realized that they could achieve anything if they set their minds to it. They dubbed this the "Law of Attraction" and sometimes referred to it as "The Secret".
And so after enjoying their meal of Waffles with Fried Chicken and Waffles with Kim Chee (it is unclear who ordered what), they decided to try and manifest the most ridiculous and unlikely things that they could think of.
The first friend chose the idea of a downward-spiralling America completely losing its senses and electing a Black man for President even though he was born in Indonesia.
The second friend was perhaps even more absurd and chose to become a working Asian actor in a hit TV series in America. He also wanted to turn the struggling Korean car company Hyundai into a major force in the automobile industry.
And thus, several years later, history was made.
So Happy Birthday Barack Obama and Daniel Dae Kim!
And to the rest of you, Welcome to the New World Order.
