Friday, July 15, 2011

All Mixed Up

Several readers have asked if they should train in MMA, the mixed martial arts, in order to become a complete fighter.

Let me respond with my own question. Do you want to be beaten into a bloody pulp by a Hasidic Warrior?

No? Then you should train in the Hasidic Warrior's martial art Hasido.

Take this man here for example:


He's a trained warrior of Hasido. He would crush you in a fight, much like a glass is crushed at a Jewish Wedding.

Mazel Tov, bitches.

You want to be a complete fighter? Be a Hasidic Warrior.

Hasidic Warriors don't need to mix- whether its martial arts, or socially, or even when it comes to eating meat and dairy.