Today I want to talk about preparing to become a Hasidic Warrior. In order to learn even the most basic moves of Hasido you must first discard all your preconceived notions and everything that you THINK you know.
For example, most people believe that the Heimlich Maneuver is a way to treat someone who is choking on a piece of food, perhaps an overly large but tasty Matzah ball.
Hasidic Warriors, however, understand the true history behind this lethal move.
In truth, this technique is called the CHAIM-LICH MANEUVER and it was created by the crime fighting Rabbi Moishe Chaim and his sidekick Shlomo Lich. It is an offensive move that was designed as a choke hold, a method of strangulation.
Hasidic Warriors disguised the deadlier aspects of this technique from the public though, as they blended into the shadows of the mundane world and became mostly doctors or lawyers or frugal and crafty merchants.
So the first thing you must do, if you wish to learn Hasido, is to empty your cup of so-called knowledge. Because I assure you that everything that you THINK you know is worthless and that your glass is full of vinegar, not wine.
And you must first pour out your vinegar, if you wish to taste my sweet Manischewitz.
So Empty Your Cup and learn the ways of the Hasidic Warrior.
