Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Oy Vey-Jay-Jay!

One reader has asked me for advice on women and, more specifically, about women who are not of the "community", so to speak.

All I can really say is that temptation is a part of life and that Hasidic Warriors are not perfect.

Take me for example. I have occasionally strayed in the past, most notably after several of these, which are usually only found in the VIP area of exclusive clubs and lounges.

Those make me sloppy. And when I get sloppy, I go slumming.

And when I go slumming, I go slumming with the shiksas.

I won't deny it, I've been with a lot of beasts. Learn from my mistakes. As a cautionary tale, I am posting a video example of my prior indiscretion.

I mean, take a look at the nose on this one.

Far too small.