You can read the article here. I believe its author Gordon Smart may be nominated for a Pulitzer Award shortly.
Apparently the chanteuse has dyed her hair far too much and damaged it. "The Sun" quotes an unnamed source who says that she has been using Rogaine in an attempt to reverse the hair loss.
Here is a picture that is similar to the one they are using, which may give you an idea of what she may look like when totally hairless.
However, Hasidic Warriors are well aware that baldness occurs in progressive stages. So what will Lady Gaga's hair loss look like as it evolves?
Well, this poses an interesting dilemma as Mother Monster is quite unique. First, there is speculation that she is actually male. And second, what ethnicity is she exactly?
Wikipedia states that she is of Italian descent but I believe that is only a half-complete answer.
In my studies I have come across a rare ethnic group which I shall use the term "Jewtalian" for. Many people use this term interchangeably for Jews who resemble Italians and vice versa. Of course, this is a very loose definition and extremely difficult to replicate using the scientific method.
I choose to characterize "Jewtalian" differently as:
Those persons of Italian descent who are blessed by G*d with the talent and exceptional abilities of a Jew, and yet are cursed with the biological condition of a deviated septum.
So if we take these 2 givens then, that Lady Gaga is male and also Jewtalian, we now can predict with greater accuracy the progression of "her" alopecia.
I feel certain that this is the correct approach. Indeed, Gaga herself has given us the clues in her song "Born This Way".
So, without further ado, I present to you the male Semitic pattern of baldness, as classified by the researchers Ebling and Roock.
This is how Lady Gaga's baldness will progress.
