Some days just start off all wrong. Even for Hasidic Warriors.
Take today for example.
Now I don't know if it's the humidity or what (Oy, it's like a sauna here) but this morning I woke up and my hair was a mess.
I have payos all over.
This is troubling because today is Friday and Friday nights are sexy time for Hasidic Warriors. Hopefully, I'll get everything under control by then.
Lately I've been hitting up the weekly party at Temple Beth-El and let me tell you, it is off the hook. There is a $15 cover charge and often long lines to get in, but my boy Rico has the hookup so we never have to wait.
Ladies, if you decide to go, I'll be in the back with a bottle full of bub.
So come give me a hug if you're into getting rubbed.
